The Gringo, Essential FMA Hock Patch

He's bold, he's not gay, 

Carves a "G" with his blade, 

a G that stands for Gringo... 

(Sung to the Zorro theme song...)

Yes, boys and girls, the fun continues with this iron-on patch.

Collect, trade, display, brandish, admire, deface with graffiti, oohs and aahs... Iron on your sleeve, your breast-icies, your forehead, nail to your favorite wall, carry in your wallet, use it to remove toe jam, dole them out to reward recalcitrant children, but the El Gringo patch has become a reality.

* Get one patch, or
* the set of 4, for $20, and make up card games with them.

(Remember, outside of the USA, overseas postage is very high!)